Pirate Velma.


Raise your hand if you think I am truly a blue dog.

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 


AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

I expected my biography to be longer than this.

(Source: meme4u)

kangaya:

After about two and a half solid weeks of effort I finally finished my comic with Lee for supercon! She came up with the story and characters and we worked together from there on out. It was a huge learning experience for both of us and now I can boast about actually having finished a product, haha.

Here’s the imgur album so you can read it easier!

If you like, you can buy a hi-res pdf of the comic+the cover art for 5 dollars! And for 10 you get the same deal, plus a copy of the comic without dialogue, and extra drawings! If you’re interested, please email me at amber.r.illustration@gmail.com !

handsomedogs:

This is my Labradoodle Sadie enjoying her pile of sticks :)

handsomedogs:

This is my Labradoodle Sadie enjoying her pile of sticks :)

ihavetotellyouathing:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

we saved your asses.
drfunkadunk:

that’s some totoro level shit right there.

drfunkadunk:

that’s some totoro level shit right there.

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(Source: drunkonstephen)

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is actually tragic.

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

(Source: doodlepoop)